Sneakers, San Antonio, Texas

It was the summer solstice, which not only is it the longest day of the year but also one of the hottest. Usually I would be in a bad mood driving 6 hours with no air conditioning in my car, but I was super pumped for this show. I was cruising into Austin listening to DETROIT ROCK CITY, which happens to be the ultimate "on the way to a concert song", when a Texas Highway Patrolman pulls me over for doing 10 miles over the speed limit. I calmed down after that. One thing positive about the Texas Highway Patrol is they're getting speedier at writing those tickets. I was only delayed for 2 or 3 minutes.

OK, now the show. We got to the parking lot of Sneakers about 10:30. I was pretty disappointed at the lack of cars in the lot, about a quarter filled. Before we walked in Larry, (the guy who lost his car coming back from the Holy Barbarians show in at the Buzzard Fest in Cleveland, Ohio), said to me "You know if they throw anything out in the audience, I'm getting it". I said the same thing. We get inside and start looking around for any of the bandmembers. The first one I saw was Matt Garrett. I walked up to him and told him how much I enjoy the album and I'm looking forward to all 3 Texas shows. He was very sincere in his thank yous, super laid back, bobbing his head up and down (by the way he bobs his head on stage too). After about 4 or 5 thank yous I started to tell the infamous trip to Ohio story and I pulled out a picture I took while we were stuck in the line of traffic that led to the Buzzard Fest (the two rented vans). Matt looked at the picture and his eyes almost blew out of his sockets. He said "you're the guys that went to the Cleveland show?!!!!" I was stunned. Then he taps his brother on the shoulder and says "Scott, these are the guys from the Cleveland show". I looked at Larry and he looked as flabergasted as I. Then Scott taps on Pat Sugg's shoulder, Scott says "Hey Pat, these are the guys that went to the Cleveland show!" Then Pat started freaking out "You're the guys that went to the Cleveland show? Who wrote it?" I said I did, he shook my hand and introduced himself to me. Can you believe this, I go to see one of my favorite bands if not my favorite and they actually know who I am. He asked what happened and if we were all-right, completely sincere. That whole moment was a highlight of my life. It amazes me to know Larry and I were the subject to at least a couple conversations by the Holy Barbarians. We talked about Jon's website and he said it was better than anything the record labels have done, which I agree.

If you've already seen a Holy Barbarians show you know I don't need to go into too much detail. Utterly amazing. The crowd did not seem to appreciate the Jack Kerouac reading that went on for about 10 minutes. I thought it was cool. This was the only show they did this on. Cream never sounded better. The sound was pretty good but not nearly as good as the Houston show. This time I could hear Pat's guitar nice and loud. I will say this, he is the coolest, smoothest guitar player I have ever heard live. All 3 shows in Texas he never missed a note and played with severe emotion. I have never seen a bass player move around as much as Matt. Scott was pounding away like he was on a mission from God. Ian was Ian, always an expert showman. After Cream he looked toward the back of the club and said "Are you guys having a good time by the foosball table there, having a lovely time...and you people in the back by the pool table, having a lovely time? " Then they gave us The Witch at full throttle. Over all, the crowd was OK I've seen a lot better, but they weren't as bad as an Austin crowd. I thought the band's energy level was pretty high but after the phenomenal Houston show I'm going to have to say they were a little more subdued comparatively.

During Bodhisattva I could tell Ian was ready to throw his tambourine out to the audience, I was waiting. Sure enough he throws it around his back and it pegs some tall guy in the head and bounces further to the right of me. It was well out of my reach. After the song I said to Larry "Did you not think he was going to throw it during that song? "He just looked at me and gave me this strange look and said "Yeah"

Out of the 4 times I have seen them, the two most amazing songs were the San Antonio versions of Magick Christian and Helter Skelter. Magick Christian was not only the highlight of the show but probably the most incredible live performance I have ever witnessed. "Your tired eyes are closed you've stained your FUCKING clothes agaaaaaaaehhehehnnn. I noticed there was something inside Ian that was getting ready to explode, kind of like when it's real quiet before a severe thunderstorm in the mountains. During the second verse some assfuck yells out Peace Dog. The next part was sung with so much conviction "Salute the flag put out a fag, wipe your face with an oily rag, YOUR FUCKING HAGGERED MAN!" Ian was really feeling it now, "Don't be afraid YOU GOT TO LET IT GO" Thats when Ian went balistic. He's jumping, spinning around, slamming his mic stand as hard as any human could without breaking a wrist or arm. As the song builds into that jam, Ian falls to the floor, kicks an amp over, bent the mic stand in half yelling "You Gotta LET IT GOOOOOOOOOoooo." He broke the microphone and had to grab Pat's. He starts singing "Everybody got a brand new year, Everybody got a brand new year". I was in a state of awe. After the show my buddies and I all thought Ian was going to die on that song, the emotional level was unfathomable. I hate to praise songs that bands don't write but I can't help it Helter Skelter just exploded. When that song kicked in the walls expanded. It was a perfect way to end the show.

After the show a lot of people were hovering around Larry like he was some sort of Shaman. It was then that I noticed he was the one who got the Tambourine. He said it hit the guy in front of him then bounced on the floor and found it's way to him. If there is anyone on this planet that deserves Ian Astbury's Tambourine it is Larry.

We hung out hoping to find Ian. He walked out and we stopped him. Larry was talking a mile a minute telling him how great the show was. Ian said he had to go talk to the Record Label people and said he would be back. Then we saw Scott. I said "Great show man", He replied, "Thanks, your the Cleveland guys right?" Being known as the guys who ran into a U.P.S. truck after 30 hours of driving from a Holy Barbarians show is not such a bad stigma. I showed him the picture I showed his brother earlier. He started laughing. Then Ian walks by and Scott grabs him saying "Ian come here check this shit out (shows him the picture) remember the Cleveland show?" Ian gave a crooked smile and a loud laugh and walked back stage shaking his head saying "That show". I guess the band didn't have too many fond memories of the Buzzard Fest. The only thing that disappointed me other than not getting the tambourine was I didn't get to shake Ian's hand or say anything to him, But there was still 2 more shows to go. What a show, What a night, what a band. This show is worth 10 speeding tickets.

Mike MacLelland - z_maclellanm@TITAN.SFASU.EDU