Roseland, New York, New York

Morrison cartel

The Doors (well, 2) return as their own tribute band

Question: When is a Doors concert not a Doors concert?

Answer: When the group's original singer has been dead for more than 30 years and is replaced by a hair-metal refugee with a flair for karaoke (Ian Astbury). Not to mention when the band's first drummer isn't asked to play with them and winds up suing his former friends for millions, a move ­later mimicked by the late singer's estate.

Such were the juicy stories that loomed over the first New York concert in three decades to be advertised under the Doors' banner.

Certainly, the musicians who led this sold-out show at Roseland — keyboardist Ray Manzarek and guitarist Robbie Krieger — contributed immeasurably to what has made this band endure. And no fan was tricked into buying a ticket with promises of a supernatural channeling of ­legendary frontman Jim Morrison. ­People knew what they were getting and seemed to heartily enjoy what they saw and heard, which included more than two hours of Doors' hits.

But to this critic, the proceedings felt like history's first example of a major group reducing itself to its own tribute band.

To invert a famous Rolling Stone headline about Morrison's myth: This show was cold. It was sexless. It was dead.

The necrophilic worship began before a single note was played. A vintage image of Morrison appeared on a video backdrop. Then, singer Astbury (late of The Cult) slunk out in his best Lizard King shades and leather to offer a Rich Little-style impersonation of Lord Jim on Roadhouse Blues.

Astbury definitely had Morrison's bellow (if not his beauty), and the musicians (aided by a guest drummer and bassist) worked hard to recreate every classic chord and lick.

But even the most rigid nostalgia shows need some ­current intensity. Here, if you closed your eyes, you wouldn't think you were hearing the original Doors. You'd think you were hearing some morbidly studious knock-off act, like Soft Parade.

The group didn't confine their historic worship to the music. They alluded to old court cases as well (including Morrison's public nudity charge). While Astbury made sure everyone ­understood that he's "not Jim Morrison," he did take time out to scream "Jim lives!" while he did his nearest impression.

Small wonder this night ended up feeling so creepy, cynical, and ultimately as satisfying as hearing Band Of Gypsies without the guy who played guitar.

New York Daily News


“THE DOORS - 21ST CENTURY” careened onto the stage at Roseland shortly before 9PM, and for over two hours indulged the sold-out crowd in rubbernecking at the mangled hulk of a gleaming Thunderbird convertible horribly bent into a fiery wreck.

It’s so very, very wrong in its execution -- but it plays astonishingly well to an audience of overgrown, beer-swilling Frat-boys gone to seed and SUV-driving Soccer-Moms with saddlebags, who pine away for the romance of an imagined rogue-lover…

The incessant “Broadway-ization” of bands supplanting original members – and in this case: one deceased (Morrison) and one in litigation (Densmore) – with shiny new folks who take turns sharing the spotlight like the swing cast of a well-worn musical -- has reached it’s pinnacle in “THE DOORS – 21ST CENTURY.”

Cloaked in the guise of the once-mysterious and underrated Ian Astbury, this “21ST CENTURY” sell-out to Clear Channel reeks like egg salad, as the now-sober Cult front-man finally gives in to the oft-heard Morrison comparison, trivializing, and hypocritically singing Roadhouse Blues and Alabama Song, among others. In fact, Ian Astbury singing “Mr. MoJo Rising!” comes across with the same depth and resonance of his singing “I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner!”

Leather-clad and looking every inch the son of the legendary singer he apes -- Astbury beguiled the audience with his high energy and warm vocals -- but it is not enough to salvage the night’s performance, which sags with every single word that keyboardist Ray Manzarek utters between songs. Manzarek, as he has been for years since Jim Morrison’s demise, remains deadly boring in his history lessons and time --wasting between-song peace-rants and monologues.

Far beyond the brave audacity of staging this musical interpretation of a celebrated, once-exciting group -- is the unbelievable travesty of introducing new material into the broad roster of “Greatest Hits.” Whether the Saturn-driving Yuppies who formed the majority of the audience will harken towards the call of a new disc remains to be seen. What lingers, is the memory and image of a legendary staple of AOR radio, now turned into a touring musical revue unworthy of the $70 to $100 ticket prices.

The Doors of perception have been ethnically cleansed and are as see-through as an empty glass on a bar at The Hard Rock Café…

Avoid at all costs. Buy The Doors box set, and The Cult’s Love, Electric and Sonic Temple to really enjoy some cool rock and roll. If you already own those -- and you are still curious -- take SEVENTY bucks out of your pocket and throw it in the street, and then go back listen to your CDs, and maybe watch the Val Kilmer flick. You’ll have a better time.

Mick Stingley (KNAC.COM)

Setlist

Roadhouse Blues
Break On Through
Love Me Two Times
Moonlight Drive
Wild Child
Cops Talk
Alabama Song
Five To One
The Crystal Ship
People Are Strange
Spanish Caravan
Maggie M'Gill
LA Woman
Light My Fire

Encore 1:

Riders On The Storm
Peace Frog
Soul Kitchen